education

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.

--
Nelson Mandela (18 juli 1918)

wasted time

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.

--
John Lennon

men...

Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.

--
Janet Evanovich

donut

In Marion (Oregon, VS), mag je niet achteruit open op een stoep terwijl je een donut eet.

assholes

Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes.

--
William Gibson (17 maart 1948)

life

Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.

--
Elbert Hubbard (19 juni 1856-7 mei 1915)

a true friend

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

--
Elbert Hubbard (19 juni 1856 - 7 mei 1915)

aspirations

My professional aspirations were simple: I wanted to be an intergalactic princess.

--
Janet Evanovich

human stupidity

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

--
Albert Einstein (14 maart  1879 - 18 april 1955)

bulletproof

"Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head.
Eddie DeChooch"

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Janet Evanovich

enjoy ice cream

my advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream when it is on your plate.

--
Thornton Wilder (17 april 1897 _ 7 december 1975)